I don't know what you're doing here or why you're looking for me, but you're not going to find me here. I mean, you have found me, but in this case "me" is only really a vague association of portals and profiles. There's surely some lesson to be had here, and maybe all this cold web-enabled reductionism is a good reminder that flesh isn't quite so solid either. Anyway if you want to be my friendster, pick your poison.